Jingle Aficionado Gifts

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

'You're singing that I have the best deals in town, but all I'm hearing is cognitive dissonance.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Coarse Fishing.

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

'Niche market'

Carolling

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"This is my crab!"

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'