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'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

'You're singing that I have the best deals in town, but all I'm hearing is cognitive dissonance.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

Coarse Fishing.

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

'Niche market'

Carolling

'Don't even think about it...I saw him first.'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

We need more men --- Call up the preserves!

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'