Jingle Bells Fanatic Gifts

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Do you like my bling?

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

Ding and Dong.

Jelly Fish

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Carolling

"My mother wants to know if she can borrow a cup of jelly beans!"

Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune

"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"

Tambourine.

Santa Yoga

'Could those 10 commandments be dumbed down to one short catchy jingle?'

Christmas Pianist

"Remember, Goodwin, it's a real jungle out there."

"Listen - he's playing our tune."

Dr. Burgerman's Jingle Removal

"I brake for milk & cookies"

Quasimodo At Christmas.