Jingle Bell Lover Gifts

Sleigh bells!

"When you can't actually see the tree, it may indicate that you are too festive."

The adoration of the gels.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

'Gee, honey, I love this Kentucky jelly.'

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

Carolling

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

Karate club.

'I'm wearing me treasure, rather than burying it!'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

"Play the old Winston jingle."