Jovial Jingle Lover Gifts

"I brake for milk & cookies"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Candid Camera store.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'The Saxon King' pub

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Advertising man saying to woman - 'Be careful. It's a real jingle out there.'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I'd like you to come up with a catchy jingle that'll give people a headache everytime it's played.'

'I'll kick him if he doesn't stop saying, 'Got Milk?'!'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

Carolling

Karate club.