Jovial Jingler Gifts

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

"What if Santa's wrong, Rudolph? What if it is an infection?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Pie chart of pub conversations

Ring those Christmas bells!

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

Hot Cross Bun

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'