Jovial Jesters Gifts

Pie chart of pub conversations

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Growth Charts

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Clown Wedding with Rake

Richard the Turd

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'We, the jury, find the defendant guilty... and his attorney obnoxious.'

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Hot Cross Bun

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"