Juvenile Jesters Gifts

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Pie chart of pub conversations

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

'It certainly is a big one!'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.