Juvenile Jesters Pillows

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"Got outta jury duty!"

'He's training for a career in law.'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'To err is human. To really mess up, we've got to do some planning.'

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

'It certainly is a big one!'

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"