Teen Jesters Pillows

'They're playing doctors and nurses.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Feeding the baby

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

A baby watching coronaviruses on television

'It certainly is a big one!'

"We're having a whip-round for Jane - you're next."

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

"Oh, oh!!"

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

Dried Herbs

Bus Stop - 49 Bus Reputed Sightings.

'What is he fishing for?'

Another session of the lunch-hour scientists...

Bad Reads

'I never should have downloaded that Mafia ring tone.'

'What would you say if I told you that there are no wrong answers, just wrong questions.?'

"Paul is a saint, Minneapolis, no way!!"

'How about hitting my wife's new boyfriend?'

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'

"I'm not a programmer, so the fact that you translated your report card into code makes me a little suspicious."

'Why can't she just call it the final exam like other teachers?'

"If you send these people $50 they'll show you how to make money online!"

'Gene, I've never met a female that wasn't a double crosser.'

Who's the wise guy!

Chalee Mao steals from a sleeping mugger.