Musical Jesters Pillows

'It certainly is a big one!'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

Serpent Instrument player

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

Looking for a cool cat.

Bass Camp

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Chris Matthews'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

The woodwind section

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

Dried Herbs

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

"And this time, Figgis, try to play it as if you are not using 'forged notes'."

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

Madam Zelta foresees all.

Classical gas - musician farting music