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'It certainly is a big one!'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"I'm very highly strung!"

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

Serpent Instrument player

The woodwind section

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

Bass Camp

Looking for a cool cat.

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

Dried Herbs

"And this time, Figgis, try to play it as if you are not using 'forged notes'."

Big Al's Banjo, Accordion, and Bagpipe Palace - Closed due to Geneva Convention

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

"I'm afraid it's bad news...You have a Tuba!"

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

Madam Zelta foresees all.

'Raymond's an anarchist couch potato.'

My other violin is a Stradivari