Lighthearted Jesters T-Shirts

'What is he fishing for?'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

Another wedding

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

'It certainly is a big one!'

He who laughs, lasts.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Looking for a cool cat.

"Wow nice jump!"

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Blow Up Christmas Tree

I finally found happiness in my own backyard and then I got evicted.

'If you're going to send messages on the office intranet make sure you know who's going to get them.'

'...But in case God misses something...'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'It was a gift from AARP.'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder.

"Enjoying a sudden decrease in vision and hearing, are we, Horndog? Well, guess who's enjoying a headache!"