Lighthearted Jesters T-Shirts

'What is he fishing for?'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'You're right...these are your hormone pills. Thank goodness we noticed before anything serious happened.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

Another wedding

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

'It certainly is a big one!'

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

He who laughs, lasts.

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Looking for a cool cat.

"Wow nice jump!"

Blow Up Christmas Tree

'If you're going to send messages on the office intranet make sure you know who's going to get them.'

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

'...But in case God misses something...'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

'It was a gift from AARP.'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Enjoying a sudden decrease in vision and hearing, are we, Horndog? Well, guess who's enjoying a headache!"