Literary Jesters Pillows

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

Bad Reads

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Books / Coffee table books

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

Pumping up wig in blender.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

Poet's Corner

Sign On Door of Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

"Would you be upset if we marked it as humor?"

Tercentary of Shakespeare's Birth

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'It certainly is a big one!'

'Ah, Gibbon. Are you learning anything?'

"If it's any consolation, Alex, it's the first 'G' I've ever given."