Juvenile Jester Gifts

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"#notguilty."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Yawning barristers in court

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

A baby in court

Clown Wedding with Rake

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

Crow and fox

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'He started it!'