Little Jester Gifts

Musical Statues.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Fishing Contest

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'