Little Jester Gifts

Musical Statues.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Fishing Contest

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Is he taking the piss?'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."