Learning Jester Gifts

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Any questions?'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."