Jumping Jester Gifts

"Over, damn you, over!"

Show Jumping Tantrums

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"#notguilty."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Women in a cross country race

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

A baby in court

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Tennis ball girl.

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

Crow and fox

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'