Juggle Jester Gifts

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"#notguilty."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"The trees are laughing at us."

Women in a cross country race

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

Tennis ball girl.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

The Working Mum

Crow and fox

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'He started it!'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'