Juggle Jester Gifts

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Children's Parties

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"The trees are laughing at us."

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Women in a cross country race

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Tennis ball girl.

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

The Working Mum

Crow and fox

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'He started it!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"