Running Jester Gifts

The Runner

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Women in a cross country race

Beer Order

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

A baby in court

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Ski kicker.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Martial Arts

"...And now show us what you said."

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"I don't plead."