Marathon Jester Gifts

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Beer Order

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Women in a cross country race

'Anybody for breakfast?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

Ski kicker.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'This decaf's lousy.'

Never poke fun.

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Rugby oldies

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I like the way you tick, Watkins!'

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Work's been really hard."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."