Team Sports Jester Gifts

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Beer Order

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

Ski kicker.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

Rugby oldies

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'

'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'

Santa playing golf.

Medical advice for runners road signs.

'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

"Shh, too much racket."

'I'm reduced to having to jog to get exercise: The farmer has clipped my wings...'

"Over, damn you, over!"

You know, doc, I exercise every morning. I'm always running late!

'You should change your bait. That's the third time you've caught a jet ski this morning!'

Second wind.