Soccer Squad Jester Gifts

"This ref really loves his brass band."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Beer Order

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Women in a cross country race

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'Any questions?'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

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