Soccer Squad Jester Mugs

"This ref really loves his brass band."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Women in a cross country race

Beer Order

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Any questions?'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'