Band Name Jester Mugs

'I don't know Jake 'The Bartok Brothers' doesn't have the right ring to it.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

At The Clown Bank.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'This decaf's lousy.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Never poke fun.

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'