Jester Humorist Mugs

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Books / Coffee table books

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

King Pin

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

'Any questions?'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'