Band Name Jester Pillows

'I don't know Jake 'The Bartok Brothers' doesn't have the right ring to it.'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

At The Clown Bank.

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'This decaf's lousy.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

"Work's been really hard."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

Boss to employee in clown makeup and wig: 'Ah, Henderson, I wanted to talk to you about this expense claim for entertainment.'