Catch-of-the-day Jester Mugs

'He catches all kinds of things when he's fishing...colds...flu...lumbago...rheumatism...'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Drunk Barber

'Distracting the fish.'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Fishing Contest

"You know very well what fish!"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

North Pole.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'It must be a milkfish.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"You'll notice it's the same list as last year. Let's try a little harder this time."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"Work's been really hard."

The ghost of christmas regifting