Fishing Jesters Mugs

'It must be a milkfish.'

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

"Any other skills?"

Rodins rotten juggler

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

'I'd like to teach the world to sting.'

The Apis Dance Studio

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

"You're not going to eat me are you? Have you never heard of mad worm disease?"

Turkey Hostage.

Coast to coast walk.

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"They're fake, when I get to school I'm telling everyone that I have evolved."

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

'What with Obama and all his giveaways, I'm surprised you're still in business.'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

'He catches all kinds of things when he's fishing...colds...flu...lumbago...rheumatism...'

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'

Washing Hands

"Oh yeah, well I say you're black!"

Who's the wise guy!