Ocean Jesters Mugs

"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

"I hate performance review season."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Jeff hated performance reviews.

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

'It must be a milkfish.'

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"I'll have my people call your people."

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

'I ran with them once.'

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

Work/Life Balance.

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'