Furry Friend Jester Gifts

'Please forgive me. I'll never offend your dignity again!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Another slander suit!"

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Any questions?'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Why did I marry that clown?

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

Never poke fun.

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'