Feline Jester Gifts

Letting the Cat Out

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Another slander suit!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

North Pole.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"Just how rare is this steak..."

He Did It!

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Middle Age Spread.

Boomerang fetching

Never poke fun.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'