Dog Jester Gifts

'I should have known that he was just playing dead.'

Boomerang fetching

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

A baby in court

"Another slander suit!"

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

Martial Arts

Disorder in the Court!

"I don't plead."

"...And now show us what you said."

"Your honor, we were having so much fun being sequestered, we forgot what the defendant is charged with."

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

Angler's bait

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

"Guilty times infinity."

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'