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'I should have known that he was just playing dead.'

Boomerang fetching

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

A baby in court

"Another slander suit!"

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

"...And now show us what you said."

Disorder in the Court!

"I don't plead."

Martial Arts

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"How was I supposed to know she was allergic?"

"Since he retired I try and give him something to do around the house."

"Guilty times infinity."

He Did It!

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'Your honor, the defense would like to buy a vowel!'

Angler's bait