Canine Jester T-Shirts

Reigning cats and dogs.

He Did It!

Air Bag.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Another slander suit!"

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

North Pole.

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Boomerang fetching

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'

"Work's been really hard."

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

King and clown engage in role reversal.