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"Does this mean that you're ready to cop a plea?"

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'How about a game of cards?'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

COWS: Cow Pong

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Medieval headlines.

Basketball.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

Justice 4 Ron

"Another slander suit!"

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'They named special prosecutors to investigate each other.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'