Canine Jester Gifts

Reigning cats and dogs.

He Did It!

Air Bag.

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Another slander suit!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

North Pole.

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

Boomerang fetching

Never poke fun.

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"Last dunk and then we need to do work."

The ghost of christmas regifting

"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."