Pet Jester Gifts

"This old dog can learn new tricks. . . Watch me make this meat loaf disappear!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Another slander suit!"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'You made me jump.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

He Did It!

Boomerang fetching

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Never poke fun.

'Is he taking the piss?'

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

"Who's showing remorse now that it's time for sentencing? Huh? Who's remorseful now? Who was soooo bad?"

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"Work's been really hard."

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

Reigning cats and dogs.

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin

'Yorich's last jest.'

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'