Paw-some Jester Gifts

Why dogs never attend baseball games.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Gooseberry Fool...

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Another slander suit!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

Never poke fun.

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'It's the simple things.'