Paw-some Jester Prints

Why dogs never attend baseball games.

"We're following Carrot Top."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Another slander suit!"

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

Never poke fun.