Jester At Heart Gifts

"A funny thing happened at work today."

Giving a knight an injection.

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

'It's nothing to be embarrassed about. Most clowns your age need the help of a pre recorded laugh track from time to time.'

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

Stress Seminar Today

Joke's Joke Joint

Farce Book

Gooseberry Fool...

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

"Welcome to the comedy club, sir! Heckling or non-heckling?"

"Great dinner party."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"Having an owner like him isn't as much fun as you'd imagine. All I get to eat are left over custard pies!"

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Begging Clowns

"Trust me, Your Majesty, my act is way better in person."

'Forget about the philosopher and meaning of humour, Buffo, just throw the custard pie in his face.'

My name is Sir Render!!

Seriously Funny.

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'It's the simple things.'

'This isn't either tough love...'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'I can't stand people who don't suffer fools gladly.'

"I hate waking up with a hangover."

Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You're a fool, Carl - a fool and an idiot."

"For the last time, yes - you are funny EXACTLY like a clown."