Jester Of Hearts Gifts

"But, Dave. You knew when you married me that I clowned around."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Gooseberry Fool...

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.