Jester Of Love Gifts

'Like to hear my evocative poem about extra-marital joy?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Gooseberry Fool...

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

King Pin

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

No, sir, that entr

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'