Jester Of Love Mugs

'Like to hear my evocative poem about extra-marital joy?'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Gooseberry Fool...

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

King Pin

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.