Jester Of Hearts Pillows

"But, Dave. You knew when you married me that I clowned around."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Gooseberry Fool...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

The crackdown on slapstick continues.