Jester In Love Pillows

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

The prying mantis,

"This will be hilarious!"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Gooseberry Fool...

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"Am I through to the next round?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'No, there's nothing on my mind, but if there was I don't want to talk about it.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'It's not that I don't appreciate your efforts to put magic into our marriage...'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."