Love Jester Pillows

'Be My Valentine'

'When it comes to marriage, I'm a failure - but I'm very good at honeymoons!'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

'Cool! Multiple choice.'

Myron did not have much luck with women.....

'I Love You *Conditions apply.'

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'See me again on payday?-but you know I'm a voluntary worker,Doris!'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'The good news is that she gave me her phone number - The bad news is that the call will cost me twelve dollars a minute.'

Marriage Counselling - "I'll accept you for who you are..."

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'We spent the night together after he uttered those 3 little words...'Shelter-In-Place.''

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"This will be hilarious!"

'He does.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

The prying mantis,

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"Am I through to the next round?"

Is there a spin doctor in the house?