Jester Lover Pillows

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Acupuncture

'That's the office joker.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

King and Jester

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Jester

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

When clowns run out ammunition.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.