Jester Lover Prints

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Acupuncture

'That's the office joker.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Gooseberry Fool...

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

King and Jester

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

'Make sport of the Queen.'

When clowns run out ammunition.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Man, I hate jester auditions."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."