Jester's Companion Prints

Why did I marry that clown?

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Gooseberry Fool...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"I suppose you think that's funny."

King and Jester

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Jester

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

'Any questions?'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"I don't like these sales figures. Prepare them in another color and font and resubmit them."