Jester's Companion Prints

Why did I marry that clown?

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Gooseberry Fool...

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

King and Jester

Is there a spin doctor in the house?

"I suppose you think that's funny."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'I want a win-win situation where both wins are ours.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Any questions?'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

Jester

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."