Love's Own Jester Pillows

'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'He does.'

Gooseberry Fool...

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Books / Coffee table books

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

'Are you seeing anybody?'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."